"Oh my gosh are you okay?!"
"I forgot to duck. Crap that really hurt!"
Needless to say, he woke the next morning with a headache. But at least now that it had happened once he would remember to duck from now on. Or so I thought. That morning I heard another "BAM!!!!" And the next night he was on his way out of the bathroom again when I heard another monstrous "BAM!!!!" Oh and by the way these aren't just little taps on the head. These are full-on, full-speed like banging your head into a wall hits on the head. One time I asked him why he doesn't see the bar when he opens the door but he said it just sort of blends in. And I guess when you've been able to walk out of the bathroom peacefully and easily for the past year and a half, ducking can be hard to remember.
Anyway, this kept happening for a couple days so at this point I decided to intervene and try to help out. So I made a sign and hung it on the bathroom wall right next to the pull-up bar:
Once again, "Oh my gosh are you okay?!"
Silence. He was really mad.
He went back in the bathroom to assess the damage on his head and not even 2 minutes later I heard another huge "BAM!!!!" I am not kidding.
This time I was a little mad and I yelled, "OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY GOING TO GET KNOCKED OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!"
This is what I saw the next time I was in the bathroom:
I sure am glad we put it lower so he wouldn't hit his head! :)
p.s. Jack's been working out pretty hard too...
10 comments:
Hee hee!! I am laughing out loud, (sorry Kurt, not at you . . . OUCH) Marie - you described it so well, I felt like I was running into it myself! Great story, glad the sign is doing the trick now! Crossing my fingers for Kurt.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing...but I am so sorry Kurt kept hitting his head. Really, I'm still laughing...but I'm so sorry too...
By the way, Mitch wants one of those for his birthday, where did you get it?
I started laughing at the beginning...I was rolling at the end. Seriously? Did he really run into it that many times?!? Funniest story I have read in awhile. Keep us posted on the week and Kurt's progress.
Okay, I'm sorry I'm laughing, but that is funny! As soon as I saw the picture of the sign on the wall I thought, "She should have put it on the bar." So then I laughed at the picture of it on the bar. Good luck with that and I hope Kurt doesn't have a permanent headache!
That's hilarious! Hope the new placement of the sign does the trick! Poor Kurt! I bet he has a headache!
ok, too funny... but poor kurt! i hope those arms are worth the head pain :)
BAHAHAHAHA that is so funny!! i was laughing so hard!!!
so funny... I love it!
I have tears running down my face and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. THANKS. I needed that today.
How much does he want that bar, anyway?!
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