some more funnies from jack...

Jack:  "Mom, did you know that my wife and I are having a new baby?"

Me:  "Wow, that's so exciting, congratulations!  Who is your wife?"

Jack:  "I don't know yet.  Because I'm not married yet."

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We were talking about being a good example...

Jack:  "A good example like Jesus?"

Me:  "Yes, Jesus is a perfect example, so we want to follow Him."

Jack:  (after thinking for a minute) "I wish I was Jesus.  Then everyone would follow ME!!"  (another pause...)  "I know what I want to be for Halloween!!"

Me: "What?" (getting a little nervous because I know what's coming next...)

Jack:  "JESUS!!"

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We were driving in the car and I look in the rearview mirror and see Sam eating something.  This made me a little nervous because I hadn't given him anything to eat...

Me: "Sam! What are you eating?!"

Jack:  "Oh it's just a jelly bean, mom.  I gave him a jelly bean."

Me:  "Umm....where did you get a jelly bean?"

Jack:  "Oh just under my carseat."

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He decided the reason my stomach has been getting bigger is because I have been eating so much food.

So he told my sister to eat lots of food so she can have a baby, too.

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He invented a new word:  "Sneezefart"

And yes...it's means exactly what you think.  Sometimes he does both at once so I guess he thought he needed a word for it :)