sir will charles

I MIGHT need to keep a better eye on this one.  In the past couple of months this boy has...

-Poured an entire box of pens and pencils down the vent.

-Completely unrolled an undetermined amount of toilet paper rolls.

-Taken out anything he can reach from the pantry - jars, cans, spices - and placed them in various places in his bedroom multiple times a day.

-Stolen all my bobby pins that I later found sprinkled all over the floor under his crib.

-Broken apart my succulent plant.

-Colored on my piano bench with yellow highlighter.

-Created a milk/yogurt concoction on the kitchen table that ruined a library book.

-Dumped an entire bag of those dental floss sticks in the toilet.

-Broken the lid off some ginger and then sprinkled it all over the kitchen floor.

-Eaten a marker tip.

-Eaten a birthday candle.

-Eaten my chapstick.

-Dipped his whole chubby fist into the peanut butter jar, and then wiped that chubby fist on whatever was around.

-Poured and entire box of Golden Grahams on my bedroom floor.

-Taken the Swiffer mop and sprayed it all over the kitchen floor causing the other kids to slip and fall.

-Ripped up - with a vengeance - any artwork hanging on the fridge.

-Licked spilled chocolate milk off the floor.

-Licked a chair that I had just sprayed with all-purpose cleaner. 

-Punched another toddler at church.

-Placed his finger in numerous electrical outlets.

-Learned how to tell me NO.

-Opened the boys' hair gel and put handfuls of it all over his head and face.

-Sprayed cooking spray all over the couches.

-Used the tiny toothpaste lid to spoon out little cups of toilet water to then either drink or pour on the bathroom floor.

-Aaaaaaaaaannnndd....last but not least.....has broken his arm.

Wow.  

Just...wow.  (Definitely not at THIS stage anymore, eh?)

After sporting a sling for a week, he then rocked a blue cast for 6 weeks that he has since gotten removed.  However, those irresistible cheeks, that raspy voice, and his trademark dirty looks have definitely stayed.  Sir Will Charles, you're a tough one.  But man I love you...you squishy little trouble maker.